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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Humans Have Smoked Meat For Almost 2 Million Years, Study Suggests - ScienceAlert
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Then came..
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Apple Knows AI Isn’t What People Really Want, but It Can’t Say That - Gizmodo
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What motivated you to start reading books in English? What was the first book you read in English?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
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Why doesn’t Melania Trump do some more modeling?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Live From: 125th U.S. Open Championship Final Qualifying - Metropolitan Golf Association
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Could Mauricio Pochettino leave USMNT for Tottenham?: 'It's not realistic' - FOX Sports
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Tesla after Trump - Financial Times
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Next, they tried...
DC-area pediatrician on CDC urging summer camp operators to screen for measles immunity - WTOP
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Your Brain Wrinkles Are Way More Important Than We Ever Realized - ScienceAlert
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives